THE KNIGHTS OF CLEAN TELEVISION

     Tony Johnson was once again watching the JOHNNY MAC WILLIAMS SHOW. Once again he was annoyed by the show.

     The show was always featuring young women in barely there bikinis and the host and his side kick was always telling dirty jokes to each other and the guest.

     He wished he could do something about getting this dirty show off the air.

     One day Johnson noticed a small ad in the newspaper:

ARE YOU SICK OF SMUTTY TELEVISION? WE CAN HELP YOU GET SMUTTY TELEVISION OUT OF YOUR LIFE. SEND ONE DOLLAR TO: THE KNIGHTS OF CLEAN TELEVISION BOX...

     Johnson sent them a dollar bill the next morning and waited for a reply.

     Three days later a postcard came in the mail. It was a plain white card addressed to him.

     On the card was a line drawing of a television.

     Under the picture was a few lines of text: If a TV show with smutty contents is on the television look for a device known as a DIAL. It will have numbers on it. It will look like figure A in the picture above. Turn the dial till you find a clean TV show. If that fails there will also be a device called an on/off switch which is figure B on the picture above. Push this switch into the off position. The television set will go off and you can then give the television away. Your problem with smutty television will then be cured. Yours THE KNIGHTS OF CLEAN TELEVISION.

     Johnson was annoyed and threw the postcard into the trash.

     He then sat down to watch TV.

     The Mac Williams show was on and they had young ladies in thong bikinis doing jumping jacks.

     He watched the whole thing and kept asking himself: Why would anyone be watching that?

THE END. 

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