Tony
Johnson was once again watching the JOHNNY MAC WILLIAMS SHOW. Once
again he was annoyed by the show.
The
show was always featuring young women in barely there bikinis and the
host and his side kick was always telling dirty jokes to each other
and the guest.
He
wished he could do something about getting this dirty show off the
air.
One
day Johnson noticed a small ad in the newspaper:
ARE
YOU SICK OF SMUTTY TELEVISION? WE CAN HELP YOU GET SMUTTY TELEVISION
OUT OF YOUR LIFE. SEND ONE DOLLAR TO: THE KNIGHTS OF CLEAN TELEVISION
BOX...
Johnson
sent them a dollar bill the next morning and waited for a reply.
Three
days later a postcard came in the mail. It was a plain white card
addressed to him.
On
the card was a line drawing of a television.
Under
the picture was a few lines of text: If a TV show with smutty
contents is on the television look for a device known as a DIAL. It
will have numbers on it. It will look like figure A in the picture
above. Turn the dial till you find a clean TV show. If that fails
there will also be a device called an on/off switch which is figure B
on the picture above. Push this switch into the off position. The
television set will go off and you can then give the television away.
Your problem with smutty television will then be cured. Yours THE
KNIGHTS OF CLEAN TELEVISION.
Johnson
was annoyed and threw the postcard into the trash.
He
then sat down to watch TV.
The
Mac Williams show was on and they had young ladies in thong bikinis
doing jumping jacks.
He
watched the whole thing and kept asking himself: Why would anyone be
watching that?
THE
END.
Copyright 2017 by Teel -Please do not re post or reprint without permission.
Copyright 2017 by Teel -Please do not re post or reprint without permission.
