A bagel I ate last month in Hollywood. I like bagels with a lot of cream cheese.
MONDO TOPELSON
This blog was recently called Mondo Manuscripts and was first known as Mondo-Tomica. I have written some books about odd motion pictures including THE SCHLOCK MOVIE BOOK and WEIRD MOVIES and some novels- Check them out on www.lulu.com/aronaamora - For those of you who might notice some links and post have been removed due to software problems. Copyright 2011-2019 by Teel.
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
ROBERT CRUMB LIKES THEM BIG.
I really like the art work of cartoonist Robert Crumb. Aside from the great ink pen drawings we both like the "Big Girls".
Monday, January 14, 2019
Saturday, September 2, 2017
THE BUM'S CURSE- A short Story.
THE
BUM'S CURSE
I was walking
out of a bar late one night after few screwdrivers. As I walked out a
smelly bum walked up to me.
He held out the
fore finger of his long unwashed hand at me and said something I
couldn't understand with his smelly wine breath mouth. He then made
some kind of a sign in the air with his finger.
"I've just
placed a curse on you." He told me. I tell you the cheap wine
made his mouth smell like the inside of an old outhouse. "Give
me a dollar and I will take the curse off of you."
I gave him a
dollar. I liked his act. It was better than those liars who claim
that they needed the money for food and at lease he was walking. I
can't stand those guys who just sit there with their hands out. I
then walked away from him.
I was halfway
down the block when 'it' appeared to me.
It was a seven
foot tall cat standing on it's hind legs. It wasn't a cat really.
That's just what it kind of looked like to me. It had it's paw out
ready to smack me over the head.
The bum then
appeared again. He ran up to the cat and then he yelled something at
the 'cat' and it ran away into the darkness.
"Sorry."
Said the bum shame faced. "I mixed up a few of the words when I
took the curse off of you." He then walked off into the night.
I've never seen him around here again.
Sometimes I
wonder if I just dreamed it after one too many drinks.
That's why when
I go drinking now a days I always tell the bartenders that I want a
screwdriver... But hold the vodka.
THE
END.
Copyright
2017 by Teel- Please do not re post or re print without permission.
Friday, September 1, 2017
ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN
ON
THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN
Rando saw that
it was a high wall. The wall was smooth and there was no climbing
over it.
It was much
longer than it was high. No matter how far Rando walked in ether
direction there was no way around it.
The only break
in the wall was a hole. It was not a small hole. But it also was not
a very large hole.
Try as he might
there was no way he could push himself through the hole.
Beyond the wall
was a garden and in that garden was many pretty women.
Rando tried and
tried again to go through the hole.
He was too
big...Too big...
The sounds of
the carnival sideshow barker woke up Rondo who had once again fallen
asleep from boredom.
"Come
one...come all! See the incredible Rando! Nine hundred and twenty
pounds of human flesh! The fattest living man in the state of New
York!"
Rando looked out
of a hole in the side of the
freak
show tent in which he sat all day.
Over by the
cotton candy stand stood two pretty girls.
Too big. He
thought. Too big...too big...
THE
END.
Copyright
2017 by Teel.
Please
do not repost or reprint without permission.
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
THE KNIGHTS OF CLEAN TELEVISION
Tony
Johnson was once again watching the JOHNNY MAC WILLIAMS SHOW. Once
again he was annoyed by the show.
The
show was always featuring young women in barely there bikinis and the
host and his side kick was always telling dirty jokes to each other
and the guest.
He
wished he could do something about getting this dirty show off the
air.
One
day Johnson noticed a small ad in the newspaper:
ARE
YOU SICK OF SMUTTY TELEVISION? WE CAN HELP YOU GET SMUTTY TELEVISION
OUT OF YOUR LIFE. SEND ONE DOLLAR TO: THE KNIGHTS OF CLEAN TELEVISION
BOX...
Johnson
sent them a dollar bill the next morning and waited for a reply.
Three
days later a postcard came in the mail. It was a plain white card
addressed to him.
On
the card was a line drawing of a television.
Under
the picture was a few lines of text: If a TV show with smutty
contents is on the television look for a device known as a DIAL. It
will have numbers on it. It will look like figure A in the picture
above. Turn the dial till you find a clean TV show. If that fails
there will also be a device called an on/off switch which is figure B
on the picture above. Push this switch into the off position. The
television set will go off and you can then give the television away.
Your problem with smutty television will then be cured. Yours THE
KNIGHTS OF CLEAN TELEVISION.
Johnson
was annoyed and threw the postcard into the trash.
He
then sat down to watch TV.
The
Mac Williams show was on and they had young ladies in thong bikinis
doing jumping jacks.
He
watched the whole thing and kept asking himself: Why would anyone be
watching that?
THE
END.
Copyright 2017 by Teel -Please do not re post or reprint without permission.
Copyright 2017 by Teel -Please do not re post or reprint without permission.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
EL MONSTRUO RESUCITADO.
I looked for this movie for many years after seeing this poster. I have found it on You Tube not long ago.
The mad scientist in the film does look like the man on the poster. The actor is wearing a mask. It's a pretty good mask but you still can tell it's a mask.
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